A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A
successful woman is
one
who can find such a man.
When you are courting a nice girl an
hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot
cinder a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity
I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, t
hey are always locking three.
People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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